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"SETTLING THE SCORE" IS AVAILABLE CHAPTER BY CHAPTER VIA E-MAIL OR IN PRINT. THE NOVEL IS ALSO AVAILABLE (WITH THE PUBLISHER'S DISCOUNT) AS A 412-PAGE PAPERBACK BOOK.

This explicitly erotic novel is a convoluted tale of a number of characters with a variety of sexual interests, inclinations and orientations.

This story weaves together the lives of these fascinating young people, giving the adult reader a look into their sexual histories and a voyeuristic view as they act out their wildest fantasies. In the process, the characters become involved in two wild sexual orgies, and several become implicated in two unexpected murders. This explicit murder mystery has many hot scenes, a variety of life-styles, multiple murder suspects, and a surprise ending.

There is a genre of murder mysteries called "cozies." A cozy novel has no gruesome bloody murder scenes and no gratuitous explicit sex. The murders in Settling the Score have a minimum of gore, despite the fact that a large caliber bullet can do considerable damage at close range. This novel does, however, have plenty of sex, portrayed in delicious detail. It is both gratuitous and generous! This is an adult novel with adult content!

There is a genre of erotic literature called "stroke novels. Stroke novels have sex-crazed people banging their hot bodies together in raw, sweaty, marathon encounters, but not much else. The intent is to provide down-and-dirty content for masturbatory fantasy. In Settling the Score there is an evolving plot, some character development, a healthy portion of humor, and a heavy dose of sexual activity. While this is not just a stroke novel, there are several chapters sure to stir arousal!

Some erotic novels are flowery, written with wordy poetic flair. The sexual encounters are flawless, just as we would expect them to be in a fantasy novel... hot, passionate, and perfectly executed! Settling the Score is not a fantasy novel. An attempt has been made to balance a realistic perspective with a tantalizing bit of the ideal and the exceptional.

SEX, SIN, AND MURDER! This adult murder mystery has it all!

"What happens when a sex therapist writes an erotic novel? You get a really hot story and a lot of free sex advice. Birch's novel is a fun romp and bound to pick up the spirits of bored plane and train commuters." Review by LIBIDO:The Journal of Sex and Sensibility (June 2002 online newsletter)

This novel is 412 pages long in a 6" X 9" paperback format (ISBN 1570744882). Originally selling in bookstores for $21.00, but order here and receive the publisher's discount.

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Chapter 1

THE PARTY

      It had been Heidi's idea to begin with... a party to liven up one of those miserably cold dreary Michigan Decembers. She had recently broken up with a man who no longer excited her, and she was now decidedly horny. "I need some excitement in my life," Heidi announced to her friend Sara.

      "You mean you wanta get laid." Sara relied insightfully, knowing her friend quite well.

      "So, you don't? Just how long has it been for you, Sara?"

      Sara smiled. "OK, it's been even longer for me and, to be honest, I'm gettin' a little tired of playing with myself. I'm probably every bit as bored as you... guess I'm ready to meet a few interesting guys too."

      "At this point," Heidi confessed, "they don't have to be interesting, just as long as they're interested."

      "Aren't they all?" Sara asked, knowing, of course, the answer to her rhetorical question.

      Sara talked with Patty, who thought she could have the party at her place until Terri, the woman who shared the apartment, nixed the idea. Patty was a gregarious outgoing woman, always ready for something new, but she shared her small apartment with Terri, a slender Afro-American woman who kept pretty much to herself. Terri was quiet... almost withdrawn and typically uncomfortable in groups of people. Patty did find her to be a good person to live with, however, for not only was Terri a bright and friendly woman, she would voluntarily clean the apartment every weekend. Patty was not surprised when Terri expressed little interest in throwing a party in their apartment, although Terri's resistance did not spring from the idea of having a party, but from the thought of singlehandedly cleaning the apartment both before and after the event.

      "Maybe some other time," Terri offered, being grateful that Patty had not been too insistent. Secretly she envied Patty's outgoingness and hoped she could someday be as carefree. Watching Patty's spontaneous bubbly nature became the catalyst for Terri's determination to change. Even more secretly, she envied Patty's comfort with sex.

      Patty called her old friend Dan who she had grown up with. She could call on Dan for just about anything, sexual or otherwise, and he'd usually oblige. He was, in fact, her best male friend and their relationship had vastly outlived the many brief affairs she had had. But on the occasion of this call, of greatest importance was the fact that Dan had a house. "Sure," Dan said to his long-time friend. "We can have the party at my place. You name the date... other than a football night... and I'll get the beer... you bring something to nibble on."

      "Waja have in mind, big boy?" Patty asked playfully.

      Dan ignored the double entendre. "Chips and shit like that."

      It was in the shower at the health club that Dan approached Fred, trying not to look at this man's pendulous penis. "Plannin' a party... wanta come?"

      "Sure," Fred answered as he tried to wipe soap from his eyes. Dan took advantage and glanced down at the large member that dangled from the well-hung man he had met only a month earlier. Dan had introduced himself and began talking to Fred while they were lifting weights at the health club. Both men were competitive by nature, and each found it helpful to meet regularly and to work out together. Other than meeting at the club, however, they had not socialized.

      "I'll see who else I can find to come," offered Fred, "if that's okay."

      "Sure... it's going ta be a small party... invite whoever you want. New faces are always welcome."

      "Especially if they're pretty," Fred said, adding to Dan's comment. The two men smiled.

      Fred called a number of his friends and acquaintances, but most of the folks were either busy or uninterested. However, Niki, a woman who also worked out at the club, listened intently as Fred told of the event. "I don't know how many people are going to be there... I think it's going ta be pretty small... not many... I don't know who, but it'll be at Dan's."

      Niki knew of Dan also, having seen him at the club, but Dan had not been very sociable so she really had not gotten to know him well. On the other hand, she found Fred much more attractive, having seen up one leg of his shorts. The bulging mound of manhood that stretched the elastic of his jockstrap was what had initially caught her attention. In addition, she liked his closely trimmed beard and soon discovered that he was likeable and quite easy to talk with. She had put him on her 'To Do List.'

      "I'll be late... but I'll be there," Niki promised as she bent over to pick up her gym bag.

      "Nice ass," Fred thought to himself. Niki grinned to herself, knowing he that had looked.

      Almost as an afterthought, Dan e-mailed a half dozen coworkers. All but one e-mailed back... some promised they would try to make it and others politely declined the invitation. Steve was the one person who did not respond. Although Steve was on the office e-mail list, Dan did not know him very well. In fact, he probably would not have even pursued Steve had they not simultaneously converged on the office water cooler.

      "Did ja get my e-mail?" Dan asked.

      "Ah... ya... meant to reply, but... ah... got too busy," Steve replied, not wanting to confess that he had deleted the message without giving it much thought.

      "Sure like to have you come." Dan reached into his shirt pocket and withdrew a folded piece of paper. "Here's a map to my house... hope to see you there."

      Steve took the folded piece of paper, opened it and looked at the simple hand-drawn map."Looks easy enough to find. I'll... ah... I'll try to make it.... thanks!

      It was a cold night and a stiff wind pushed the wind-chill factor below zero. However, the heavy snowfall that had started in the morning had ended by mid-afternoon and by early evening the majority of the town's main streets had been cleared. The road crews in Michigan are more proficient than those in some of the more southern states where heavy snowfalls are less frequent, so most of the people who had set out for the party were able to make it to Dan's without any trouble.

      The gathering was small, and probably would have been so regardless of the weather. There obviously had not been much preplanning, for there were no games or other sorts of activities to help this assortment of strangers mix. As a result, people paired up with others they already knew or gathered into small groups of left-overs where a lot of alcohol lubricated the conversation. Heidi and her friend Sara were among the dozen or so people there, as were Dan and his friend Patty, and Fred, who Dan knew from the health club. Steve, who worked with Dan, arrived a bit later than most after the groups already formed. His arrival had not attracted much attention, and after a few beers he was ready to leave. Niki, who had been invited by Fred, arrived much later, but no one saw her other than Steve.

      The party began breaking up around two o'clock in the morning. Sara went home with Fred, and the next day would tell her friend Heidi of having encountered the largest penis she had ever seen, and Fred would tell his friends about the woman who had come to the party wearing nothing under her dress. Heidi had stayed after all others had gone and spent the night with Dan. Once he had stopped talking, Heidi found him to be a sensitive lover, and would wonder out loud who it was who had taught him so much about pleasing a woman. Patty, who arrived late by cab, stayed to the end and then went home alone, feeling jealous of the tall blond who was spending the night with her friend Dan. Arriving home and being wound, she woke Terri from a sound sleep. The two woman talked until dawn, in the process sharing a bottle of wine and a few secrets. An exciting relationship between Steve and Niki began when they met at Dan's front door, and on that night a chain of events began that would eventually involve two orgies and two murders.

      This winter would not be a typical winter for the people involved.


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